I have recently joined an OSR Discord, which seems to be where the diaspora hangs out these days. There, in jolly cooperation, I have been writing ups bits and pieces of characters and adventuring parties that can be easily slotted into a game or setting. To wit:
The Lady Garamond and Times the Wolf
Lady Garamond, of the Secret Hidden Masters of All, and her companion Times the Wolf.
Lady Garamond is a member of the gnostic order the Secret Hidden Masters of All, who are actually very well known. They are like the freemasons, and their ranks are mostly made up of nobility and rich merchants and artisans. They are interested in cataloguing and natural philosophy, intent on showing that the ‘mysteries’ of the world, magic included, can be rationally and systemically described. They are technically heretics, but are tolerated by the church because they are socially well-ensconced and not particularly dangerous to the powers that be. Law enforcement usually hates them because they often take on a self important and context-blind superhero role, dispensing their own ideas of justice.
Lady Garamond is on a mission to find and interview a powerful, regional magical being (it needs to be intelligent, she wants to talk with it and gets its side of the story). This could be Strahd, a Djinn, a Fey princess, the Questing Beast. She will ask the players if they have seen or encountered this being, and if the answer is yes will excitedly take the details in a ledger. If she thinks that there is a chance that they will encounter the object of her fascination then she will offer to travel with them.
She has expensive plate armour, an expensive horse, an expensive (magical) rapier, and an expensive steel shield with an eye and pyramid device embossed into its surface. Her helmet features a stylised third eye in the centre of her forehead. She has a light brown page cut, nice jewellery, excellent posture, and looks a bit like Virginia Woolf.
Times the Wolf is her most trusted companion. He is a huge (bear-like and shaggy) and very intelligent wolf, and he wears a set of customised spectacles for his near-sightedness (-2 to hit and poor eyesight if these are knocked off, removed, or destroyed). He understands common but cannot speak it, being a wolf. He is ferociously loyal to his mistress, and will try to retrieve her body and guard it if she goes down in combat.
Stat Lady Garamond as a powerful Paladin with top-quality gear. Stat Times the Wolf as a Really Good Dog.
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Rose and Charlie
Rosemary and Charlie are Baronial Agents (think X Files, Mulder and Scully), essentially fantasy FBI, deeply committed to one another but not romantically involved. They have good-quality gear, and wear the bright red armour that signifies their station.
Rose is volatile, intelligent, acerbic, good humoured, and mildly sadistic - she enjoys hurting people. She fights with a long parrying knife and knows some rudimentary ritual magic. As a young woman she studied as a librarian; she knows a lot about history and magic, and has excellent researcher skills. Her clothing is fitted and stylish.
Charlie is a young man with an earnest face and a short black beard. He is an excellent swordsman and acts as a sort of 2IC for Rose, although this relationship is not official and they have equivalent ranks. He is quiet, and generally pleasant and obliging. If he fights you he will try to kill you quickly and without fuss - he kills a lot of people and doesn't let it get to him. He wears a brightly coloured (harlequin styled) half cape to hide to motion of his sword arm, and fights with a sword and buckler.
Rose and Charlie will be collecting intelligence on regional threats to your town, and investigating mundane local crimes. They are competent, methodical, and patient - if a crime is solvable, they will eventually solve it. They are also deputies, and will defend the community with their lives if necessary. If the players help them undertake their duties they will probably offer rewards and/or further employment.
They are professionals and will not attack anyone without a good reason to do so. They are used to people respecting their authority. They are not nice people, although both are courteous and superficially friendly. They are professional killers and investigators. If you are stupid enough to kill one and let the other live, they will do literally everything in their power to make you suffer for it.
Stat Rose as a thief/rogue equivalent with one or two basic spells and fighter manoeuvres. Charlie is your quintessential sword and board fighter. Both have very high investigation, and carry writs from the regional authority that will be honoured by legitimate business.
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The Games House
A crime family in a medium-sized regional town, operating out of a games house. They are inspired by my love of the Sekiro conceit that all of the most dangerous people in the fiction are 70+ years old. Eupraxia and Geryon are both around 75, and should each be a dangerous physical threat on their own. The whole gang of them are a boss battle, and the gaming house is their lair. The players can also gamble money in their establishment, and the family may have jobs for players willing to do criminal work - ordinary racketeering and debt collection.
Eupraxia, The Old Woman, Fighter
Geryon, The Old Man, Thief
Geryon is the husband of Eupraxia, second in command at the gambling house, and the one who takes care of day to day management on the floor, as well as any exterior extortion, intimidation, or other relationship management with the Head of Security. He and Eupraxia journeyed together as heroes before getting married later in life, and he is completely devoted to her. He is loud, crude, boisterous, and unpredictable, capable of shocking acts of violence. The employees at the house are terrified of him. Very tall, muscular, and broad, with long white hair and a full beard. He dresses very simply, and carries his long, notched sword with him everywhere. Fights as dirty as possible. Often drunk, casually cruel. The kind of guy who would kill you for insulting his wife or daughter and not think twice about it.
- Clear Water. A leather and steel headband, like the one in Seven Samurai. It makes him immune to magical compulsion and sleep.
- Cloak of the Heroes. A rough shoulder cloak of reeds and lambswool, slightly too small for his massive frame. Wearing this cloak makes you invisible to the gods, and to their descendants. It was a gift from a city that he and Eupraxia saved from foreign invaders in their youth. The two infamously betrayed the city to its enemies after accepting their gifts.
- Potion of Invulnerability. Renders the drinker immune to all damage for 6 seconds.
- Humble Man’s Succour. A crude beaten iron ring. While wearing it, all magical methods of detecting truth or falsehood will give results favourable to the wearer. The ring also blocks all magical effects that magically track or pinpoint the wearer.
Metrodora, 'The Beloved', Thief
Metrodora is the adopted daughter of Eupraxia and Geryon. She is a thief and fighter of surpassing skill, and has been told by her mother that she is beloved by their patron deity. She has never had any contact with the god herself, and this makes her insecure. Metrodora is basically a Mafia princess; beautiful, confident, sociopathic, and covered in outrageously expensive jewellery and makeup. She fights with a steel small sword and is wickedly good with it.
Metrodora owns two sacred aurochs, who she fights with in battle. The aurochs are trained like dogs, and are supernaturally strong and tough; stat them as bears with +2 HD to represent their divine vitality. Each is covered in charms of magical suppression. When within 20ft of one of the aurochs, magic users have a 50 percent chance of their spells failing. When within 20ft of both, using magic becomes impossible.
- The Favoured Harness. A suit of exquisite lamellar armour covering the entire body. Protects as plate, but without any penalties to stealth, movement, swimming, or climbing.
- Transparency. An iron collar which Metrodora wears on her belt. It glows white hot if its wearer tells a lie, as Heat Metal. Used to execute cheats in the gambling house.
- Bow of Fortune. An ash short bow. The first time someone is hit by it, they are cursed with ill fortune. All of their d20 rolls of 20 count as 10 instead. The second time they are hit, d20 rolls of 19 and 20 count as ten, the third time 18 - 20, and so on. The effects last for an hour.
Nikon, The Haruspex, Magic User (Divination)
Nikon is a young man who reads entrails and can compel people to speak the truth. He ensures fair play in the gambling house, and interrogates suspected cheats with security. He is dour, introverted, and wild looking, with staring eyes and (more often than not) bloody hands. He wears a red cloak over a butchers apron, which incorporates a harness for his skinning and paring knives.
Long ago he used his divination magic to locate the sentient sword Bringer of Change. The sword is chaotic and impulsive, capable of speech but not very intelligent, and has, over the years, subtly influenced the generally reserved Nikon into acting with fewer inhibitions. You can mark this change in character by watching his face— as the sword begins to exert its influence his eyes grow wide and his expression fixed, and his normally prceise demeanour turns jerky and intense. He stopped responding to the sword long ago, but will not willingly part with it.
He is in love with the Metrodora, but cannot express this in any straightforward way, so sublimates his emotions into hatred of Hypatia the Captain. Even at his most impulsive, egged on and encouraged by Bringer of Change (who finds his timidity deeply irritating), he cannot spit this out.
- Bringer of Change. +2 Longsword. Sentient, earnest, but not very bright. Talks telepathically with its wielder, and mostly gives basic self-help advice on ‘listening to your gut’ and ‘not trying to control things that are outside of your control’.
Hypatia, The Captain, Fighter
Hypatia is a young woman who runs the gambling house’s hired muscle, a contingent of 15 thugs. She used to lead these men as a mercenary captain before they found steady employment with the house. Hypatia is friendly, loud, and straight forward.
She commands 10 - 15 human bandits. She fights with a spear, shield, and net and is completely fearless. She is also in love with Metrodora, but unlike Nikon has no problem expressing this loudly and often. She is very earnest and tries hard to be sweet— Metrodora has no interest at all. Hypatia is not aware that Nikon hates her, and tries hard to be a friend to him and ‘bring him out of himself’. If Geryon is drunk then she will be too, the two are infamous for their benders.
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This is my attempt at something like a changeling. I've never liked the classic 'permanent shapeshifting' conceit; far too frictionless for me. That's high-level Fey magic, not PC stuff.
You are a naked commoner and can take on a single template from a being with templates that you a) observe from an intimate distance for a week (your party members of course, but also maybe your boyfriend in town, your colleagues at the municipal office/temple/local inn), or b) consume the brain of.
To gain a template via brain eating you have to first prepare the brain with expensive and hard-to-find ingredients. This is a cooking minigame, and gets more difficult and involved as you try to acquire higher level templates. An A template might be ok cooked in garlic and thyme, while D templates could involve manticore steaks or spices lifted from the local wizard's tower.
Templates gained via observation fade over a couple of days without access to the original subject; templates gained via brain eating are permanent until you undergo a similarly expensive purgation ritual to lose the template. You can choose which template you want to mimic, but each being can only give you one at a time and you can only have one A, one B, one C, one D.
Every template you gain comes with a HP boost, and you lose the HP when you shed the template. When you have no templates you are very, very inconspicuous to most people.
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