Gods, Assassins, Hirelings, 1/2HD Fodder, None Are Immune

The '2 Arbitrary Beings Who Are Exes' Table:

1. Get along, still fucking, split was mutual. 
2. Hate each other, still fucking, split was mutual. 
3. Get along, not fucking, split was mutual. 
4. Hate each other, not fucking, split was mutual. 
5. Get along, still fucking, split was one-sided. 
6. Hate each other, still fucking, split was one-sided. 
7. Get along, not fucking, split was one-sided. 
8. Hate each other, not fucking, split was one-sided. 

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